"How did mummy became pregnant?" asked my 8 year old sister
"Hmm. I don't know... you should ask mummy" I answered.
"Can you google search it?"
"I don't think google has the answer..."
"You..... knit me together in my mother's womb" off my lil sis went singing a Christian song...
(But I don't think it's true you know, cos God cannot sew us in mummy's stomach)
hmm. go go ask mummy...
Mummy " That's because I eat too much and my stomach became bigger, then you come out"